John Bernard Jones

OCTOBER 1994 —  PROLOGUE:  YOU  BET  YOUR  LIFE

         " Jimmy subconsciously walked in half-time to the thunderous beat of  repetitive, nonchalant, urgent, soul-saving thud of gospel house music that reverberated from the overcrowded, sweaty interior of Paradise.

     He had hurried from the club without his jacket, still holding the small scrap of paper pressed into his palm by a hand that had vanished fast into the seething crowd of multi-hued chocolate jostling around the downstairs bar.

     The early morning’s cool air sent a chill through his slim frame and Jimmy hugged himself against a stiff, gathering breeze.

     He stopped where the note indicated, near the bright green yet rusting dumpsters under the small parking lot’s sole light. His dark brown eyes searched first the cars, then the shadows of the lot’s edges before he returned his attention to the now badly crumpled piece of paper. He held it up toward the light and moved his lips as he read its  three words for the second time.
     The wind picked up suddenly, snatching the note out of Jimmy’s cooling hands into the air. Pissed, he hugged himself again.

     “Fuck.”

     The note vanished, swallowed by the lamp’s aquamarine glare. Again, Jimmy looked around the crowded, tightly packed lot. The music of Paradise pumped hot. His blood ran cold. Jimmy turned on his heels and headed back toward Paradise.

          He did not see the note finally tumble to the ground or the hand that picked it up..."



THE SHORT LONG HISTORY OF "WHEN DIVAS GET READY"


WHEN DIVAS GET READY was first written in 1994 & completed in 1995. As is common for first manuscripts for first time authors, it was rejected many times before one publisher, Noble Press of Chicago, picked it and its sequel (yes, there is a sequel!) for a 1996 debut. Unfortunately, Noble Press folded before the novels made it to market and the rights reverted back to the author. Soon after, the original manuscripts were thought lost until they were redicsovered by the author. After revisiting the story and its myriad characters, J. Bernard went to work on making minor revisions and updates to bring the mystery up to speed for audeiences who have had two decades to be exposed to ever more complex tmysteries, twists and sophsisticated astroyrtelling on the page and television. Just past the 20th anniversary of what would have been their debut, J. Bernard Jones made the decision to bring When Divas Get Ready to market.

Video Clips

in order of appearance

Vogue Supremacy / Ballroom Style

The Arsenio Hall Show / Tupac Shakur

Soul Train / MC Lyte

Forrest Gump

In Living Color / Men on Film

Guiding Light

Chicago Bulls vs, NY Knicks 1994 Playoffs / Scottie Pippen

Babylon 5

Cabrini Green

Pulp Fiction

The Ricki Lake Show

Martin

World's Largest Stepper's Contest

Lawrence Taylor Retirement Ceremony

Natural Born Killers

World's Biggest Steppers Contest

Buju Banton

The Shawshank Redemption

Serial Mom

Hard Copy / Jeffery Dahmer

Tongues Untied / Essex Hemphill

CNN / OJ Simpson Bronco Chase

Whitney Houston/Australia

1994 Gay Games New York

The Rolonda Watts Show

In the Life / E. Lynn Harris

Jeffrey

The Mask

Black Is Black Ain't / Marlon Riggs

Eyewitness News / Oprah Winfrey Interview


New York Undercover

Another World

SportsChannel / Michael Jordan

The Crow: Reborn

Soul Train / R. Kelly

Due South

100% Pure Love / Crystal Waters

B96-FM / Chicago

Miss Gay Tri-State Continental 1994

Pumps & a Bump / MC Hammer

CBS This Morning / Harry Smith & Paula Zahn

Stargate

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Christopher Scarver / Jeffery Dahmer's Killer

In Living Single

Batman: The Animated Series/Heart of Ice

Sugar Hill

Soul Train

Crooklyn

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

General Hospital

Low Down Dirty Shame

The Ricki Lake Show

On Our Own

Regulate / Warren G

One of Us

The Lion King

At Your Best / Aaliyah

Hoop Dreams


CREDITS

THE 1994 Video

All clips used in the 1994 video belong to their respective owners. Their use is to provide a snapshot into the year 1994, and provide context for the story. No endoresment by any of the entities featured is implied nor to be inferred.

MUSIC

The Leftovers (HBO) — Season 1 Premiere End Credits; Max Richter